amusedbb:

jonhasnorumblegumption:

lifeasavillain:

vriskamindfangserket:

frijherrine:

either alyssa or my friend maga and i’d have a lifetime supply of pomelo which is AMAZING„,
but i don’t know what my weapon would be bc i hardly ever play video games???
i think it might be the goddess sword from skyward sword? o<o

Last person I texted: My twin
Last weapon I used: Gunblade
Last thing I ate: Cake
How fucked am I? Well the gunblade is hella convenient in both close and far range combat so that’s a definite plus, and the sugar in the cake is going to give me the much needed energy I need on the run but due to the crashes sugar highs bring as well as the fact that having my twin in my party would do more harm than good I’M PRETTY FUCKED~!

Last person texted: Valentine
Last weapon used: the starting kessler pistol from mass effect
Lifetime supply of: cheerios
Considering all of the above is awesome, I think I’m set for the rest of my life.  The gun has infinite ammo too.

Survival Partner: Megan
Weapon of Choice: Brimstone from the Binding of Isaac!
Liftime supply:  Hot Wings and fries.
My chances are pretty frikkin’ good methinks. Megan I feel knows how to kick enough ass that she definitely wouldn’t be a hinderance, and I’m now a grey skinned demon with horn’s that can shoot a charge beam of Red Energy, Magma, Fire, or Blood. The hot wings can serve as fuel for the Fire Breath and don’t irritate my bowels to the point where I’ll be locked down on a toilet most of my survival time! Hurray! FUCK YOU ZOMBIES! RAWRRR! 

I’m surviving with Clare, I’ve got dual blaster pistols, and I have a lifetime supply of shrimp scampi fritta? Nice!

Damn girls. So many people (read: two, but still…) are surviving with me. 
Surviving with: Das Cousinator
Last Weapon: Portal Gun (kick ASS)
Lifetime Supply of: Hawaiian Pizza (a really good one, with thick crust, lots of good sauce, stewed tomatoes, and the usual toppings for Hawaiian)
Oh man you guys, I’m so set. The Apocalypse is going to be a sweet ride.

amusedbb:

jonhasnorumblegumption:

lifeasavillain:

vriskamindfangserket:

frijherrine:

either alyssa or my friend maga and i’d have a lifetime supply of pomelo which is AMAZING„,

but i don’t know what my weapon would be bc i hardly ever play video games???

i think it might be the goddess sword from skyward sword? o<o

Last person I texted: My twin

Last weapon I used: Gunblade

Last thing I ate: Cake

How fucked am I? Well the gunblade is hella convenient in both close and far range combat so that’s a definite plus, and the sugar in the cake is going to give me the much needed energy I need on the run but due to the crashes sugar highs bring as well as the fact that having my twin in my party would do more harm than good I’M PRETTY FUCKED~!

Last person texted: Valentine

Last weapon used: the starting kessler pistol from mass effect

Lifetime supply of: cheerios

Considering all of the above is awesome, I think I’m set for the rest of my life.  The gun has infinite ammo too.

Survival Partner: Megan

Weapon of Choice: Brimstone from the Binding of Isaac!

Liftime supply:  Hot Wings and fries.


My chances are pretty frikkin’ good methinks. Megan I feel knows how to kick enough ass that she definitely wouldn’t be a hinderance, and I’m now a grey skinned demon with horn’s that can shoot a charge beam of Red Energy, Magma, Fire, or Blood. The hot wings can serve as fuel for the Fire Breath and don’t irritate my bowels to the point where I’ll be locked down on a toilet most of my survival time! Hurray! FUCK YOU ZOMBIES! RAWRRR!
 Brimstone_Isaac.jpg

I’m surviving with Clare, I’ve got dual blaster pistols, and I have a lifetime supply of shrimp scampi fritta? Nice!

Damn girls. So many people (read: two, but still…) are surviving with me. 

Surviving with: Das Cousinator

Last Weapon: Portal Gun (kick ASS)

Lifetime Supply of: Hawaiian Pizza (a really good one, with thick crust, lots of good sauce, stewed tomatoes, and the usual toppings for Hawaiian)

Oh man you guys, I’m so set. The Apocalypse is going to be a sweet ride.

(Source: victran)